"Investing is not complicated. If it gets too complicated, go on to the next stock. I give balance sheets to my fourteen-year-old daughter. If she can't figure it out, I won't buy it." -- Peter Lynch
2002 – This day in the history of scandalized businessmen: CEO Bernard Ebbers of soon-to-be-bankrupt WorldCom tells analysts, “To question WorldCom’s viability is utter nonsense. I highly recommend everyone step back and focus on reality rather than the fear factor.” Elsewhere today in sworn testimony to a House subcommittee, Enron mastermind Jeffrey K. Skilling confides, “On the day I left, I absolutely and unequivocally thought the company was in good shape.”